Mukahi Gakuto ([info]the_prima_donna) wrote,
@ 2003-12-23 16:26:00
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[crack-verse]
Had a tumble with Fudomine's Tachibana today. By the gods, why did nobody tell me sooner just how SEXY that great hunk of a man is? And he's just ROWR! in bed let me tell you. Yes, you darling clueless Fudomine boys, get a clue and realize just how much sex your captain exudes.

Fujiko-chan! I'll be paying your dear captain a visit tomorrow, to give him his Christmas gift. Be still my heart! Would you care to join us? I'll be bringing the handcuffs, maybe we can have our naughty little way with Kuni-chan with it and some strips of leather. And I've got this darling little dress which would look absolutely stunning on you! Show off those lovely legs if you know what I mean. *beams!* I even have glitter! So pretty.

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[info]kawaii_annchan
2003-12-23 04:06 am UTC (link)
Ex-squeeze-me? Well, that certainly explains a lot, but sheesh, couldn't you have picked someone on the team that doesn't get frequent rider miles and spread the shmexiness around? And I must say, I thought a prima donna like you would do better than giving Fuji your cast offs. Although, I can't disagree with corrupting educating him. Ne, take pictures again, okay?

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[info]the_prima_donna
2003-12-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
Little girl, your brother approached me, apparently, he's had this little fantasy he's wanted to play out for the longest time. Who was I to deny the poor boy? It's only natural that they'd come running to me, as I always do look stunning in anything, even his little sister's school uniform. He was surprisingly good in bed, more than expected. But I suppose sexual frustration might do that to a teenage boy.

Education of the lesser ones is one of the many things prima donna's like myself are only too generous to do. Of course I'll take pictures. Would you want copies?

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[info]kawaii_annchan
2003-12-23 09:18 am UTC (link)
Well, that explains a lot, particularly why most of the team has been *cough* relatively unscathed not to mention why the stitches on my clothes seem a bit looser. Either you need to lose weight or my brother needs some damn self control. Not to mention, how to do laundry afterwards.

Of course I want copies, silly. Haven't you heard that visual aids help immensely when it comes to the education of youth no matter their wealth of knowledge.

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[info]the_prima_donna
2003-12-23 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Boys never have an ounce of self control when they're around me, sweetheart.

Visual aids is nothing compared to firsthand experience. Care to join us one of these days?

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[info]kawaii_annchan
2003-12-24 07:00 am UTC (link)
If you're talking about Seigaku and not my brother, then I'm tempted. What's that phrase... can't keep a good buchou down, which I'm sure hardly requires any effort when you're around Gakuto-sama.

I do hope they have more than an ounce, otherwise it makes for very dry and dull pictures, don't you agree?

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[info]subtle_torture
2003-12-23 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Ann-chan, were you very repressed during your childhood? *sparkle*

Gakuto-chan, a skirt? hontou? *flyingtacklehug* I love you!

Does it flounce properly? I wouldn't want to wear a skirt without the proper flounce.

Kuni-chan doesn't seem to be responding to anything these days, maybe a visit would do him good. Remember to bring pictures of Sanada, Kuni-chan has a secret crush on the Rikkai player, really. Ne, Kuni-chaa~aaan?

I'll be waiting for you, Gakuto-chan, I want to show you my collection of pictures too!

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[info]the_prima_donna
2003-12-23 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I know you do darling.

I do not own skirts that flounce, and neither will you. Skirts ride up, they do not, for all things that are holy, flounce. Men who like girls boys flouncing skirts are not the type you want to attract.

Every being on this planet has a secret crush on Sanada. Of course Kuni-chan is no exception.

How delightful! Maybe we can even swap pics.

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[info]subtle_torture
2003-12-23 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Mou...so many things to take note of. Hmmn skirts should ride up. How far should it go? *___*

From now on Gakuto-chan is my senpai. Gakutochan-senpaii! *sparkleworship*

You SHOULD see the photos of Saeki-kun. He's SUCH a camera hog. And he loves his g-strings.

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[info]the_prima_donna
2003-12-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
As high as it needs to boya.

First thing you've got to learn, darling. Is that you do not glomptacklehug me when you see me in person. It might wrinkle my clothes and put a hair out of place. Of course this doesn't really matter, as I'd look stunning anyway, but it's the principle of the thing.

Saeki-kun? Oh that dear boy from Rokkaku? He does look like he's got quite the ass on him (and the package to match!). You'll have to show me when I come visit.

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[info]kawaii_annchan
2003-12-24 07:03 am UTC (link)
Come now, don't be mean, being glomp tackled will give you that wind blown/freshly plucked look that you know people find attractive. There is different stages to looking like sex, pre, during and after, ne?

And if Kisa-kun is to be believed, Saeki might be challenging Sengoku for that crown-- tiara, perhaps-- for being host to the most std's this side of the ocean. I don't know if you bareback, but just some helpful info when it gets around to that.

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