Mukahi Gakuto

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Every ten minutes worth of whining at me equals a full order of natto, do you hear me?!

And someone should also pay me back for the juice.

And someone else still owes me lunch.

Pay up.

Had to spend the entire 14th in hiding. Whoever thought of handing me the master key for that stupid Valentines Day event something or the other should be boiled in a vat of oil.

Haven't heard of anyone killing each other though. How disappointing.

My fingers suffer from frostbite. If you actually want to know how my day was, why don't you just drop by and ask me. (And if you actually do I'm booting you out!)

What the hell did we need these journals for again?

WHY again, am I supposed to care that Fuji Syuusuke of Seigaku has a girlfriend? This is hardly a monumental event, or are you all so shocked that he isn't gay? Like the rest of you. The next person who comes up to me to tell me this will be shot.

Eiji, the puppies are due for their checkup this upcoming weekend. You can take Bran-chan to your own vet afterwards, but can you bring her this weekend.

Grandpa's finally gone. Thank god. That brat of a brother of mine was damn near impossible the entire time the old man was here. It was driving me crazy.

I'm back at the dorms now, I have yet to move back to my room, as I suspect my bed is still infested with germs from the Echizen brat and my idiot roommate. Kabaji is a surprisingly easy roommate to get along with, seeing as he doesn't talk much, and he's almost always out anyway, since Atobe still hasn't learned to carry around his own tennis bag. He's also very neat, which is a godsend after the mess that was Jirou's clutter.

I tried working on one of those bottleships he's so fond of (he's really good at it, it's actually quite amazing), but I uhm... accidentally broke it. So anyway, I bought him a new one instead for his birthday. The box says 'Gorch Fock & Rickmer Rickmers with Landscape', which I have no idea what it is, but the ship in the cover picture comes with a landscape, thought he might enjoy that. I think.

Eh? I seem to be missing dorm keys. Oi Echizen, you still have the key to Atobe's room that I gave you?

Had a tumble with Fudomine's Tachibana today. By the gods, why did nobody tell me sooner just how SEXY that great hunk of a man is? And he's just ROWR! in bed let me tell you. Yes, you darling clueless Fudomine boys, get a clue and realize just how much sex your captain exudes.

Fujiko-chan! I'll be paying your dear captain a visit tomorrow, to give him his Christmas gift. Be still my heart! Would you care to join us? I'll be bringing the handcuffs, maybe we can have our naughty little way with Kuni-chan with it and some strips of leather. And I've got this darling little dress which would look absolutely stunning on you! Show off those lovely legs if you know what I mean. *beams!* I even have glitter! So pretty.

So. All you poor gay gay gay gay boys out there who don't get any action (you pitiful things). Let me give you one piece of advice.

Sanada Genichirou of Rikkai Dai Fuzoku is the BEST FUCK EVER. He is hung like no other junior high boy I've ever seen (even more than that Echizen brat's father, let me tell you), and boy can he perform. You think all that mucho talent is only for the courts? Well, you're wrong. He can go on and on and on and on... just thinking about him gives me the bendy. ♥ ♥

Oh, and Fuji, you poor dear, I offer my deepest sympathies. There, there, I'll come over right now and bring some food and drinks to make all the hurt go bye bye. That damned roomie of mine has gone too far this time. First he steals Atobe away from meeee~! And now he dares to steal your Yuuta. Err.. I mean, he doesn't return your great Manly LOVE! The NERVE.

To everyone who's making their Christmas list and getting Yuushi something:

DO NOT GET HIM A ROMANCE MOVIE PLEASEGODNO!!ORI'LLKILLYOU!!!!!

I'm the one who he's going to somehow drag into suffering through it. So if I find out someone got him whatever godforsaken chick flick he makes me sit through during the holiday, I'm putting making Kabaji put a frog in your bed.

It seems like my grandfather is here for a visit and wants me staying at the house instead of the school dorms. I don't even know how long he'll be here.

Heh. Don't miss me too much people.

Yuushi claims my amusement level is rivaled only by my mood swings. This is a rather biased, inaccurate observation. I do not have mood swings. I have sudden revelations that tell me the person I'm talking to is an idiot and deserves to be snapped at instead of civilly conversed with. I change gears. I do not swing moods.

As for my amusement. Well, it's not really my fault the people around me say so many amusing things. But honestly, if people aren't coated in sugar and honey, then they're dancing (quite ungracefully) around each other. This can be amusing only after so much before it loses its appeal. Allow me at least, you of the bad romance movies, to derive my amusement from them while it lasts.

See, as much as I love harping on Yuushi and his undeniable preference for very bad romance movies, I do know he's not really in it for the romance itself. Rather, and he'll probably kill me if I get what he said wrong, he watches them for it's very boring predicability. Two people fall in love, angst, happy ever after, or not so happy ever after, depending on which way they want to go. I tell him he should abandon his movies and join me in spying on everyone's journals, but he expresses disinterest in learning about other people's affairs.

I think he'd find it interesting. How much two people seem to change when they're... together, or want to be together but aren't. You can get a big whooping whothefuckareyouandwhathaveyoudonewithinsertnamehere?! I wonder if this reaction is universal.

I'm happy for all of you. Truly. Even for those whom I so obviously do not know and could hardly care about. Since Atobe and Jirou are already going at it like rabbits, I need to turn my attention elsewhere for some source of entertainment.

Entertainment. Yea. More like whatthefuckhaveyouguysallgonemad?! entertainment. I feel like I'm living in one of those bad soap operas I've had the utter misfortune of having seen one or two episodes of with my I-Will-Drive-You-Batty doubles partner.

It also occurs to me that a great majority of the junior high tennis division in Kantou has turned gay behind my back.

Whatever rocks your boat, they say.

( Private )

It seems like I've got the dorm room all to myself again once I return to school this week. No complaints here.

That hideous fluffy purple slipper which Finnegan somehow found at the Sei-Rudolph fair has become his favorite playtoy. I've tried to take it away from him, but he's gotten rather fond of it. I wonder if he managed to steal it from one of the game booths, or the haunted house maybe. I wonder if I can throw it away without him sulking.

Eiji, our price for winning best group costume was a movie and a dinner for two. I'm not really interested in the movie, Yuushi's really given me a phobia to going to those things. The last time I made him choose the movie I wanted to kill myself. Anyway, I don't want the movie, but I want the dinner. What was the price committee thinking, bundling those two together.

I haven't had time to have the photos I took at the fair developed, but if anyone wants a copy of Sengoku kissing Atobe, tell me now. I can even have it blown up.

The new Shunsagami that was being built near the school has just opened this weekend! The closest fugu ryotei* of this caliber used to be a full hour away from school. It's about a 10 minute walk from the Hyotei grounds (from the north gate). It would be a 20 minute walk if you're counting the time it takes from the athletics dorm.

I dragged Yuushi over there today to try it out. Soooo good! Their fugu comes straight from Shimonoseki and they had some torafugu which was reeeaaallly good! You can even have them prepare it with natto, and I've never seen fugu prepared like that before. I want to eat there everyday of the week! Except the prices won't exactly let me, but it's still very good. The course meal was more expensive than I expected and I swore I'd treat Yuushi out since I wasn't able to get him anything for his birthday. So I'm around 30,000 yen poorer.

You should all try it. Maybe Atobe can treat the entire team out one of these days. You know, for some team bonding.

( Private )

( For Inui only )

( OOC notes )

Well. Even I wasn't expecting that. Not so soon anyway.

I suppose this means I've lost a roommate?

I'm up, because Jirou's still not asleep and he's been restless all night. No. He's been restless all week! Somebody change rooms with me please, or at least change roommates for the time being.

Me = light sleeper = no sleep = Jirou will be dead before the week ends.

I went out to buy a supply of valerian roots last Wednesday, to maybe help him sleep. Not that I'm concerned about him of course. I just want to be able to sleep myself. All the shops I went to either did not have it, or never carried it to begin with. Something I don't quite understand, since it's a very sought after herb, and harvest season for the plant's just started. The stores should be overflowing with fresh valerian roots. Maybe I can find someone who grows them at home.

Oh hey, Atobe! Do you happen to like Gackt? Seigaku's Tezuka seems to. He carries a keychain of him around. It was really weird. You'd think a guy like that would have tastes that ran along the more... conservative kind. Even with music.


( Private )

Decided not to go home for the weekend, but it seems that more than half of the dorm did. Blessedly quiet, but I'm bored now.

( Boredom )

A night's sleep without Jirou whining about his lumpy bed is in order.

( Gakuto's at it again )

Seigaku's Kikumaru isn't so bad after all. We make a great doubles team, unlike some doubles partner who don't even bother to show up! We sure showed that idiot teammate of theirs what it means to go insulting us! Saying such carelessly stupid words can get you in trouble. I think I'll drop by Seigaku next week to rub it in his face some more.


( Private, because of course he's soooooo NOT affected by it. )

After the fiasco that was my birthday and my entire weekend, today was gloriously uneventful. School, practice and making copies of Atobe singing rap (you were a great help Ohtori!). And no Atobe! 90% of the profits is too much! You just sung! I had to do all the work.

Atobe has told me to watch what I say in these journals, since the other schools (Seigaku in particular) have apparently taken to reading all our journals. My slander of their school and its members seem to have gotten a few reactions. Yea, yea. Bite me. I don't see why I should bother watching what I say for their sake. If they've taken anything I say seriously then they're disappointingly sensitive creatures. I'd at least expected them to be able to take more than that. Apparently not. I don't read their journals, they can trip over themselves defending their honor and say anything about me for all I care.

Oh! Shishido, I haven't seen you all day. I'll see you tomorrow morning at school. Make sure to be there early!

What will the world do without Hyotei and our utter generosity? Hm. I think I'm starting to sound just a liiiittle bit like Atobe. Ungh. Speaking of which, he's still pretty mad at Jirou and I for keeping him at that pet store when he would have been able to make it out with his wallet still intact. Well more at me than Jirou it seems, but he's always blaming me. I don't think anyone can stay mad at Jirou for long. Besides, they are sleeping together.

We're really too generous sometimes. I even let that rather loud Seigaku player talk me into giving them the honors of having a rematch with Yuushi and I this Wednesday. Aah! Must tell Yuushi about that. He might shove leeks down my throat for it though. Err... I think I'll just tell him at the very last minute. I'm very glad his computer is busted right now and therefore can't read any of this... unless if he borrows Taki's computer, which I don't think he would. He's very picky that way.

Seigaku is not only comprised of thieves and paupers and beggars, they also have a racket wielding psycho maniac running lose. They're a hazard to society. Honestly!

Or was, anyway. Next year I'm making it a point to celebrate by being curled up nice and warm in bed and making like Jirou and sleeping all day. And the day after that. So that my family won't get any weird ideas about throwing big parties out of the blue without even warning me.

Got back to the dorms late last night because we went karaoke! It was the best! We managed to convince Atobe to try singing some American rap song that they'd translated to Japanese. I nearly bust a gut laughing. I have it on tape too. I can probably sell copies of it for a huge profit. I think they have some equipment in the music room for that.

Yuushi was not amused with my Yuushi-lookalike doll. He said it doesn't look anything like him. We spent a good ten minutes arguing over it until he realized he was arguing over something really stupid. Heh. I left all the gifts I received at the dorm, dumped on Jirou's bed no less. I'll get them cleared out before you move back in, Jirou, don't worry.

Oh! But I did bring Ohtori's gift home with me. It's really really good! I didn't know you could sculpt so well. Heck, I didn't even know you could sculpt using tofu. I didn't know they sold tofu in blocks that big! My mother thought it very amusing, to have my face carved into a block of tofu. She wants to have it glazed and put on a glass display. My mom has the weirdest ideas sometimes. I still say it's a waste of good tofu.

I'm sleeping in tomorrow. I'm killing anyone who tries waking me up.

I feel so harassed!! I swear they get increasingly worst every year! I had to excuse myself to go to the restroom five minutes before the lunch bell just so I could get a heads start. I'm now in hiding in the library and hoping none of them find me here.

Someone from my class gave me... stuffed dolls. Of sheep and some plushie of some anime character I don't remember the name of. Maybe Jirou would know who it is. It looks like Yuushi. Haha! It's unexpectedly adorable. I never thought I'd say adorable in relation to Yuushi, ever. But it's got glasses and dark hair and almost the exact same cut as his! I've got to show it to him later.

I hear some whispering behind me. The last thing I need is to get cornered in the library with this journal open. I'd better clear the browser cache before leaving.

Birthdays make you paranoid I swear it!


[RP Log] Where Gakuto is on the run and inconveniences his teammates in the process. We find that Atobe and Jirou really are sleeping together, Ohtori's hiding something and Oshitari makes a cameo.

[OOC: Had to backdate the entry to lunchtime of the 12th.]